Hummie's World - Mon September 20th, 2010 10:57
There were two men shipwrecked on an island. One started screaming and yelling, "we're going to die! We're going to die! There's no food, no water! We're going to die!"The second man was propped up against a palm tree, so calm it drove the first man crazy. "Don't you understand? We're going to die!"The second man replied, "You don't understand. I make $100,000 a week."The first man looked at him q...